One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple People Eater

So Monday was an epic fail for me because I didn't post a pick-me up…..but whose Monday is usually fantastic? Anyway, today is actually Tuesday and it is ALMOST the middle of the week. So I have found a pretty cool thing to show you:

This is my new fish, her name is O.P. which actually stands for One-eyed, One-horned, Flying Purple People Eater, but I decided the anagram to that would be very wierd so my friend suggested O.P. She is a beta and she likes her picture being taken. Actually, this pitcure is the only good one I got of her because the rest is her facing me and she looked like a black blob. She sits at my desk and just chills there and she likes to follow my finger when I move it across her bowl. She makes my  mondays special! (even though she's a fish) So here's to all the animals that make our Mondays better than they usually are!!

Super Powers

I’ve always said that if I could have a super power it’d be time control. I think it would be sooooo cool AND convenient to be able to stop time and be able to sleep for a couple more hours. Or I could use it to finish a project that was due the next day. When I was younger, I thought it’d be super cool to stop time and play practical jokes on anyone who was mean to me. What super power would you want to have?? And would you use it for good or evil??

Procrastination

Have you ever been working on homework and all of a sudden you get this idea about something and you just HAVE to look it up online? Or you’re kinda working a little and you just get distracted? Then all of a sudden you’ve wasted twenty minutes watching YouTube videos while saying to yourself “Oh just this last one and then I’ll go back to homework….well maybe one more…..ok now one more…you know, I could always take a little longer break…” yes, this has happened to me basically every night I sit down and try to do homework even if I’m in my room without internet access or at the dining room table. And I think that it’s a natural thing to do, I don’t know hardly anyone who can sit for a couple hours and ONLY do homework. It turns out I was right! Here’s the video (that I found while I did homework…)

Well! I hope you weren’t procrastinating….but I’m no one to judge!! And I hope you learned a bit more about procrastination!!!! OH and if you thought this guy is pretty funny OR you liked his accent! then here's a link to his channel: charlieissocoollike

now back to homework…..

Mondays once again.... :D

HA so today is the first day in a couple months that I’ve done this. I told you..... I’m pretty bad at these. But I’m back!! So this Monday I’ve decided to show you what an actual Monday-blogger does. They’re pretty great :D

However, the next video isn't a monday thing but I found it quite funny

Veteran's Day

Hey guys! I’m actually getting a true Monday pick me-up!! Do I actually have time for it? Not really but who wants to do homework on a Monday?? So, something that really perked me up today was realizing that I have only three days left of school until the weekend! How is this so you ask??? Well, I know for my school district (and I’m pretty sure everyone else’s) is taking Friday off for veteran’s day! So this Monday pick me-up is going really awesome because I really want to thank God for giving us such awesome lives! I can tell you this, I am sooooo thankful for our troops and veteran because I am definably not brave enough for war and if it wasn’t for them we wouldn’t have what we have today.  So today’s pick me-up is for all the things we love in life, things that makes us smile is a pretty good indicator for those things! Have a great awesome Monday and say thanks to our troops!!!

Friday? pick me-ups??

Ok guys, so here’s the deal-i-o. I didn’t forget to write the past two Mondays for Monday pick me-ups, I just didn’t have time. And I’m REALLY sorry and I hope you can forgive me for all the hardships that I just know you’ve had! I mean, how could possibly live through Mondays without my pick me-ups!!!  And since today is NOT a Monday I still want to be excited for the day that it IS. And I’m pretty glad that it’s FRIDAY!!!! So please sit back and rock out to some pretty awesome Friday-y things!!!! Here comes the weekend!!!!! 

ok, so I’m sooo thrilled about this song either, but with anything annoying or terrible you can rock out and act completely stupid! So turn it on and turn it up!!!

so after that (maybe you didn’t even watch it) but now I have something you absolutely HAVE to watch!!!

Ok, so I put two videos of this guy, but im tellin you, you HAVE to watch this too! I’m not going to put something on here that I think you shouldn’t watch (except maybe “Friday” but that was for ceremonial purposes only)

Thanks for all you guys went through!!!! Have a great weekend and maybe I’ll have a Monday pick me-up in a couple days!!!

-Keelin ♥

Do you like waffles?

So today is October 17, which also happens to be a Monday, one of many this year. Sadly, for me at least, this Monday is like no other and at the end of the day I am tired and ready for Friday. My weekend, if you care to know, was fun. I did some really cool things like go to the Sounders game and volunteer to cheer on racers at the “Race for a Solider” race. You know those weekends where you just can’t wait to do all the things you want to do and while you’re doing them you’re just so excited and having a great time you don’t see your whole weekend disappear? Then when you wake up Monday morning you realize you only slept, like, 5 hours or less through the entire weekend and you wish you had another two days to rest? Well that was my weekend; and so, this Monday Pick Me-Up will be dedicated to the weekend, and remembering how fun it was and at least trying to get you more excited for the week!

these videos are things i've done on weekends, not necessarily this weekend(:))

and for breakfast

Annoying Mondays

So once again another Monday has come again and brought with it its troubles. For example, this morning I didn’t wake up on time and got up 30 min late! (And you know, I've always hated that sound)What a way to start the week! School wasn’t that great either and now I’ve been sentenced with a bundle of homework because I slacked off on looking at moodle (online planner basically for teachers) this weekend.  So extra torment for me! How wonderful!!! Well I did have some pick me-ups like my best friend isn’t moving (yay!!!! Which sadly when she told me I wasn’t in the mood for jumping up and down so I think I made her a little sad) and then being able to watch Doctor Who and learn that he (oops spoilers* ;)haha) anyway when I got home I was still in a funk and so I hope these thing cheer you up as it did me J

101 Ways To Annoy People

1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. 2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage." 3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..." 5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others. 6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. < 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice. 8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. 9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub". 10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies. 11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets. 12. Sniffle incessantly. 13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. 14. Name your dog "Dog." 15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up." 16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think." 17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training." 18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace". 19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot." 20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. 21. Practice making fax and modem noises. 22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss. 23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. 24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. 25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person." 26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy." 27. Wear a special hip holster for your remote control. 28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment. 29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. 30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room. 31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice. 32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. 33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." 34. Drum on every available surface. 35. Staple papers in the middle of the page. 36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates. 37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings. 38. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. 39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places. 40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. 41. Set alarms for random times. 42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. 43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving. 44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 45. Honk and wave to strangers. 46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange. 47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. 48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies. 49. Wear your pants backwards. 50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register. 51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. 53. only type in lowercase. 54. dont use any punctuation either 55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. 56. Pay for your dinner with pennies. 57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes. 58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. 59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps. 60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories. 61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now." 62. Light road flares on a birthday cake. 63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. 64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. 65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador." 66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. 67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained. 68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One." 69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. 70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read. 71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it. 72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat. 73. Drive half a block. 74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. 75. Ask people what gender they are. 76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back. 77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl. 78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes". 79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song. 80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet. 81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. 82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. 83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a." 84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. 85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed. 86. Wear a LOT of cologne. 87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing." 88. Sing along at the opera. 89. Mow your lawn with scissors. 90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!" 91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend." 92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme. 93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles." 94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture." 95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. 96. Never make eye contact. 97. Never break eye contact. 98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn. 99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results. 100. Make appointments for the 31st of September. 101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Fuzzy Monday!

Okay, so I know you can’t deny that these kittens are cute and I know that when I see them they do make the edges of my lips kinda curl in what looks like a smile…..i know even on a Monday. I hope you enjoy these little furry friends! They all lived at camp this summer and some were a pain in the behind……. OLIVE!

        Until next dreadful Monday comes!!!

                        -Keelin